[Tendz]

Q. What is the color of the wind?
A. Blew.

[Abigael]

If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

[anil02]

MOM ALWAYS SAID...
Money Doesn't Grow On Trees
Mom!!!! money is made from
paper & paper comes from trees.
Therefore your argument is
invalid..

[Tendz]

A child goes to his father and asks, "Father, how do parents think of names for their children?" The father answers, "Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is why your sister is named Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, Bear Poop?"

[anil02]

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

[Tendz]

At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is you have 24 hours left to live." Tom replies, "That's the good news?!" Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."

[anil02]

While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model. Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down, Banta asked why the small one was there. ‘Oh,’ Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less Tv.’

[Tendz]

Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless!

[anil02]

The heights of Bad Luck A boy and cute girl met last time for their break up. Girl’s father and boy’s mother caught them. Now they are married couple…

[Tendz]

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.

[anil02]

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

[Abigael]

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

[Tendz]

A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."

[Yugocean]

Do anyone know this dog breed?

[anil02]

Do anyone know this dog breed?

It is not a dog looking it is mule

[Tendz]

Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A chalkboard.

[Yugocean]

Do anyone know this dog breed?

It is not a dog looking it is mule

What about this one?

[anil02]

Do anyone know this dog breed?

It is not a dog looking it is mule

What about this one?

It is an Elephant and they hang board to keep peoples away from it

[Tendz]

For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did…I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through.

[Abigael]

My husband and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.