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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 03 Sep 2019, 10:43

No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Abigael » 04 Sep 2019, 04:32

It is okay if you don't like me, not everyone has a good taste!
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 04 Sep 2019, 07:23

“God did not intend religion to be an exercise club"– Naguib Mahfouz
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 04 Sep 2019, 08:57

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Abigael » 05 Sep 2019, 04:04

Great answer.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 05 Sep 2019, 08:05

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby"– Natalie Wood
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 05 Sep 2019, 12:01

Even the rich are hungry for love, for being cared for, for being wanted, for having someone to call their own. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 06 Sep 2019, 08:22

“It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it"– Navjot Singh Sidhu
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 06 Sep 2019, 22:57

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the 'gotta have it' scale. :lol: j
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 07 Sep 2019, 07:37

“The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless"– Nicolas Chamfort
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 07 Sep 2019, 11:14

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 08 Sep 2019, 07:52

“When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty"– Norm Crosby
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 08 Sep 2019, 08:24

We must not be wise and prudent according to the flesh. Rather, we must be simple, humble and pure. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 09 Sep 2019, 07:51

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two"– Norman Wisdom
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 09 Sep 2019, 10:11

To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does it not for some noble object but to escape some ill. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby ahmedo24 » 09 Sep 2019, 19:08

There is love in sharing, there is peace in having your own. Lol
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 09 Sep 2019, 23:57

A human being would certainly not grow to be seventy or eighty years old if this longevity had no meaning for the species. The afternoon of human life must also have a significance of its own and cannot be merely a pitiful appendage to life's morning. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Abigael » 10 Sep 2019, 03:44

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!

— Billy Connolly
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 10 Sep 2019, 07:48

“Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies"– Oliver Goldsmith
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 10 Sep 2019, 11:23

When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hang on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. :lol:
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