[Abigael]

“One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.”

[anil02]

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

[Tendz]

Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

[anil02]

Girl friend : where is my birthday gift?
Boy friend: can you see a red color car on the road site?
Girlfriend with excitement, "Wow"
Boy friend I have bought a same color nail polish for you

[Abigael]

An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.

[Sotherefore]

Lolz, you are all funny, lemme read more from people, still following

[Tendz]

Tom was at the hospital visiting his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?" Larry nodded yes just as he passed away. That night while Tom was sleeping, he heard Larry's voice in a dream, "Tom..." "Larry! What is it?!" asked Tom. "I have good news and bad news from heaven." "What's the good news?" "There is baseball in heaven after all, but the bad news is you're pitching on Tuesday."

[anil02]

After a big accident, a man was crying: O God! I have lost my left hand?
Santa: Control yourself my friend. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

[Tendz]

Late one night, a preacher was driving on a country road and had a wreck. A farmer stopped and said, "Sir, are you okay?" The preacher said, "Yes, I had the Lord riding with me." The farmer said, "Well, you better let him ride with me, because you're gonna kill him."

[Abigael]

Dear problems, Please give me a discount I am a regular customer.

[Tendz]

Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.

[anil02]

What is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw and fighting for a corner seat.

[Tendz]

One day a duck walks in a store and ask the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes." The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question. The manager says the same thing again. The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the manager if they sell grapes. This time the manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!" The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails. The manager says, "No, I don't have any nails." The duck says, "Okay, good. Do you sell grapes?"

[anil02]

One day a duck walks in a store and ask the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes." The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question. The manager says the same thing again. The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the manager if they sell grapes. This time the manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!" The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails. The manager says, "No, I don't have any nails." The duck says, "Okay, good. Do you sell grapes?"

funny

--- 25 Feb 2021, 18:59 ---

What? Is A Difference Between
A Kiss, A Car and A Monkey?
A Kiss Is So Dear,
A Car Is Too Dear And
A Monkey Is You Dear.

[Tendz]

A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

[anil02]

Do you know
how it feels to love
someone who doesn't
love you ?

Its like
waiting for a boat at the airport

[Abigael]

When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy

[Tendz]

Q: Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
A: Because there are lots of fans.

[anil02]

Height of Surprise:
‘A boy after spending great time with GF,
Saw a guy’s photo in her bag
Asked – Is he your X BF?
GF kissed him said no dear that’s me before surgery!

[Tendz]

Son: "Dad, when will I be old enough so I don't have to ask mom for her permission to go out?"
Dad: "Son, even I haven't grown old enough to go out without her permission!"