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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 17 Sep 2019, 21:21

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. :x :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Jonas1983 » 18 Sep 2019, 04:45

there are teachers who don't understand good humor
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 18 Sep 2019, 07:05

Be kind and generous to anyone else and they will abused you later :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 18 Sep 2019, 08:04

“I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly"– Peter Cook
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 18 Sep 2019, 12:41

I have seen many storms in my life. Most storms have caught me by surprise, so I had to learn very quickly to look further and understand that I am not capable of controlling the weather, to exercise the art of patience and to respect the fury of nature. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Abigael » 19 Sep 2019, 03:58

You know that the world is crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 19 Sep 2019, 08:01

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 19 Sep 2019, 08:06

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them"– Phyllis Diller
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 20 Sep 2019, 01:19

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 20 Sep 2019, 07:58

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife"– Prince Philip
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 20 Sep 2019, 11:03

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 21 Sep 2019, 07:35

“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives"– Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Abigael » 21 Sep 2019, 16:49

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 22 Sep 2019, 00:48

Never stop fighting until you arrive at your destined place - that is, the unique you. Have an aim in life, continuously acquire knowledge, work hard, and have perseverance to realise the great life.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 22 Sep 2019, 08:30

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing"– Redd Foxx
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 22 Sep 2019, 09:55

Look at the sky. We are not alone. The whole universe is friendly to us and conspires only to give the best to those who dream and work. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 23 Sep 2019, 08:11

“The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going"– Reinhard Bonnke
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 23 Sep 2019, 09:21

What you feel inside reflects on your face. So be happy and positive all the time. :lol: 7
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 24 Sep 2019, 08:02

“If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would’ve moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help"– Richard D. Wolff
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 24 Sep 2019, 12:27

The people, and the people alone, are the motive force in the making of world history. :lol:
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