[anil02]

My girlfriend said she wants me
to make her feel like she is the only girl in the world.
So I'm going to drop her off in the desert and leave!

[Tendz]

Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

[anil02]

In 3 ways, you can break the mirror,
1. Throw stone at the mirror,
2. Throw the mirror on the floor.
3. Stand in front of the mirror and smile.
By showing your teeth!

[Tendz]

Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
A: Never mind, I'm still working on it.

[anil02]

Santa: I lost Rs 1000 in a bet
Banta: How
Santa: On cricket match, I bet Rs 500 and lost.
Banta where did the rest go?
Santa: I bet on the highlight too

[Tendz]

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

[anil02]

Do you know
how it feels to love
someone who doesnt
love you ?
.
.
.
.
.
Its like
waiting for a boat at the airport

[Tendz]

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

[anil02]

Santa went to temple and saw people putting coin in box and

praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through

coin phone without receiver!

[Tendz]

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

[Abigael]

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

[Tendz]

Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

[anil02]

Propose or get married to a girl today and cut off your anniversary expenses upto 75% in coming years.
Your's sincerely 29th Feb........

[Tendz]

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

[anil02]

Class Room is Like a Train
1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches r General coach
Then
Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.
Bcz Its SLEEPER COACH

[Abigael]

“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Even if you hit someone😂

[Tendz]

Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: It gets jalapeño business.

[anil02]

Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya
Teacher: Very Good
Kisme Aaya?
Santa: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me

[Tendz]

A man walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender, "Can I have a cigarette?" The bartender replies, "Sure, the cigarette machine is over there." So he walks over to the machine and as he is about to order a cigarette, the machine suddenly says, "Oi, you bloody idiot." The man says with surprise in his voice, "That's not very nice." He returns to his bar stool without a cigarette and asks the bartender for some peanuts. The bartender passes the man a bowl of peanuts and the man hears one of the peanuts speak, "Ooh, I like your hair." The man says to the bartender, "Hey, what's going on here? Your cigarette machine is insulting me and this peanut is coming on to me. Why's this?" The bartender replies, "Oh, that's because the machine is out of order and the peanuts are complementary."

[Abigael]

Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.