[anil02]

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

[anil02]

Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons agree to harass and spy on each other until death do them apart!

[anil02]

Teacher : I asked you to draw a picture of cow and grass, but I see only cow, where is grass?
Student : The cow eat the grass sir.

[Alive20]

Rambo: What is your name?

Jumbo: Well, I am known as Jumbo because I am like an elephant

[anil02]

Height of Social Networking:
A girl’s Facebook status: I’m online from Toilet!
.
Her sister commented on status: come
out fast, I’m getting emergency

[anil02]

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle: Even

one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further. So, Intelligent

people always carry a spare wheel!

[Abigael]

At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

[Tendz]

Q: Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
A: He burped 7Up.

[anil02]

Q: Why did titu take his pregnant wife tiya to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised ‘Free Delivery’

[Tendz]

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Steve, so I asked him, "What's the name of his other leg?"

[GuestHu]

I have a funny conversation with my friend. There was a fly that landed on her arm and said to me, "Look a fly that loves landing on poop". I looked at her and laughed.
Hopefully, you get it. HAHA!

[Tendz]

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don't work.

[Abigael]

“I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.”
– Fred Allen

[anil02]

While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model. Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down, Banta asked why the small one was there. ‘Oh,’ Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less Tv.’

[Tendz]

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.

[Dora Wi]

I have a funny conversation with my friend. There was a fly that landed on her arm and said to me, "Look a fly that loves landing on poop". I looked at her and laughed.
Hopefully, you get it. HAHA!

This reminds me of an instance with my ex partner. We were outdoors having a fight when a bird flew by and pooped on his shoes. Then the same thing happened a while later, again we were having a fight and a bird pooped on him. I think the bird was on my side

--- 23 Apr 2021, 09:48 ---

“I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.”
– Fred Allen

"If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it"
- Toni Morrison

[anil02]

I have a funny conversation with my friend. There was a fly that landed on her arm and said to me, "Look a fly that loves landing on poop". I looked at her and laughed.
Hopefully, you get it. HAHA!

This reminds me of an instance with my ex partner. We were outdoors having a fight when a bird flew by and pooped on his shoes. Then the same thing happened a while later, again we were having a fight and a bird pooped on him. I think the bird was on my side

--- 23 Apr 2021, 09:48 ---

“I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.”
– Fred Allen

"If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it"
- Toni Morrison

it is like a saying but it is funny

[Tendz]

Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
A: A telephone book.

[Abigael]

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

[Tendz]

Q: What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive!