by cmoneyspinner » 05 Oct 2023, 00:24
I drink coffee every day as long as I have creamer. We ran out of creamer and I have not been able to get to the grocery store.
This is a true story. One morning I woke up and there was no creamer. I jumped in my car and headed for the nearest grocery store. A cop pulled me over. I have no idea why. I forgot why he said he pulled me over. I guess I was driving fast. He asked me where I was going? I look at him and said:
"Uuummm ... COFFEE!! I ran out of creamer!" He let me go.
That cop didn't know he was flirting with danger. Man! Don't mess with me before I've had my coffee.
