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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 10 Nov 2019, 08:29

“Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.”– Voltaire
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 10 Nov 2019, 08:48

It was pride that changed angels into devils; it is humility that makes men as angels. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 10 Nov 2019, 16:49

“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat"– Jim Davis
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 11 Nov 2019, 01:34

I have learned that friendship isn't about who you've known the longest, it's about who came and never left your side. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 11 Nov 2019, 08:38

“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”– W. C. Fields
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 11 Nov 2019, 10:34

Let the great world spin for ever down the ringing grooves of change. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Angie10 » 11 Nov 2019, 11:02

I've successfully kicked sugar out of my diet, so I've subsequently found it easier to quit fizzy drinks. Now I just stick with either sparkling water or soda water. I drop in some blueberries or strawberries to jazz it up from time to time.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Abigael » 11 Nov 2019, 14:09

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 11 Nov 2019, 17:24

No man ever got very high by pulling other people down. The intelligent merchant does not knock his competitors. The sensible worker does not knock those who work with him. Don't knock your friends. Don't knock your enemies. Don't knock yourself. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 12 Nov 2019, 17:12

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”– W. C. Fields
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 13 Nov 2019, 03:04

To bear with patience wrongs done to oneself is a mark of perfection, but to bear with patience wrongs done to someone else is a mark of imperfection and even of actual sin. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 13 Nov 2019, 08:31

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”– W. C. Fields
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 13 Nov 2019, 09:18

The important thing to know is that life will always deal us a few bad cards, but we have to play those cards the best we can. And we can play to win. This was one lesson I picked up when I was a teenager. It has been my guiding principle ever since. When I wanted something, the best person to depend on was myself. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby ceci » 13 Nov 2019, 09:29

Tendz wrote:“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”– W. C. Fields


3X? just like password reset? Lesson must be learned... after fail..if not, won't be a succeed even try 100 times.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 13 Nov 2019, 10:09

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 14 Nov 2019, 10:53

“We are all here on earth to help others. What on earth the others are here for I don’t know.”– W. H. Auden
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 14 Nov 2019, 12:10

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 15 Nov 2019, 08:31

“A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”– Walter Bagehot
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 15 Nov 2019, 08:57

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 15 Nov 2019, 11:55

“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.”– Walter Matthau
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