[anil02]

Don’t give importance to money
Because,
It can give bed but not sleep,
Books but not brains,
Clothes but not beauty,
Luxuries but not happiness.
So, Transfer it to my account!

[Tendz]

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

[anil02]

Another Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?… Possible Another person Like U?… Impossible ‘Coz God can’t make the same Mistake twice.

[Tendz]

Q: What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A: A stamp.

[Abigael]

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

[Tendz]

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.

[anil02]

Teacher :Why do we drink water?
Student: Because we can not eat water

[Tendz]

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Nobel."
"Nobel who?"
"No bell that's why I knocked."

[anil02]

Boy1: Meet my wife
Boy2: Oh! I knw her
B1: Hw?
B2: V wer caught sleepng 2gether
B1: Wat d fcuk?
B2: In college during history lecture class .

[Tendz]

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits your windshield?
A: Its butt.

[anil02]

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only.
Student: I don’t know.
Examiner: You failed, what’s your name.
Sardar: See my legs and tell my name…

[Tendz]

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's two tired.

[SAMBADON]

Someone was asking me today that,
Where they the find this country, lolz 🤣

[Tendz]

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers.

[anil02]

A boy found aladin's lamp,
he asked him to increase
all girls brain ten times more..!!
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He laughed & said:
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Multiplication does not apply on zero

[Abigael]

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.

[Tendz]

Q: What did the math book say to its therapist?
A: I've got a lot of problems.

[anil02]

Lady: My husband just swallowed an Asprine by mistake, what I will do?
Doctor: Give me headache now, why waste medicine

[Tendz]

Q: Why did the one armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

[anil02]

A man lost on no-man’s-land Island. One day he decided to build a wood boat to save his life. Suddenly a hot girl came there and the man use the wood for making bed.
Moral – A girl can change your goal.