[Tendz]

Q: Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
A: They always get stuck at "c."

[anil02]

Teacher: Your Son is intelligent But Spends a lot of Time Thinking About Girls
Mother: If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father has the Same Problem

[Tendz]

Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
A: He couldn't fit in the elevator.

[anil02]

Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

[Tendz]

Q: Why is the letter B very cool?
A: Because it's sitting in the AC.

[Yugocean]

Q: Why don't bikes stand on their own?
A: Because they are two tired.

[Abigael]

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity, so never get bored.

[Tendz]

Q: Can a match box?
A: No, but a tin can.

[anil02]

My heart is sea.
Friends are fishes.
U R one of my golden fish.
I ll keep u safe in my heart.
If u try to escape from my heart .
I ll fry u. B careful

[Tendz]

Q: What does a clam do on its birthday?
A: Shellabrate!

[anil02]

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs

only.
Sardar
Student: I don’t know.
Examiner: You failed, what’s your name.
Student: See my legs and tell my name…

[Tendz]

Son: "Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."
Father: "Okay, give him a glass of water."

[Yugocean]

Q : What did one plate whisper to the other plate?
A : Dinner is on me.

[anil02]

The Men Are Very Kind and Women
Are Very Selfish. Proof.
Most Women Don’t Like Help Unknown
Men, But All Men Are Ready
Anytime to Help Unknown Women!

[Tendz]

Q: Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.

[A K Rao]

Relationship are like walk in the park! Jurassic Park!

[Tendz]

An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan." Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Car very fast, made in Japan." When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees. The Japanese man thought the ride was would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive. The driver said, "Meter very fast, made in India."

[anil02]

Grandfather to Grandson:
Go Hide, Your Teacher Is Coming
As You Bunked School Today.
Grandson: You Go Hide,
I Told Her You Passed Away…

[A K Rao]

"You think that I am sarcastic?

You should hear what I don't say!"

[Tendz]

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog. “I've led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.” The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?” The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”