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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 12 Dec 2019, 08:46

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”– Abraham Lincoln
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 12 Dec 2019, 10:30

You don't change the course of history by turning the faces of portraits to the wall.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 13 Dec 2019, 02:41

"Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening."
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 13 Dec 2019, 08:25

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”– Al McGuire
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 13 Dec 2019, 08:55

Battle is an orgy of disorder.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 14 Dec 2019, 08:28

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”– Alan Dundes
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 14 Dec 2019, 09:10

The wise have always said the same things, and fools, who are the majority have always done just the opposite. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 15 Dec 2019, 08:46

“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”– Albert Camus
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 15 Dec 2019, 11:35

The wise have always said the same things, and fools, who are the majority have always done just the opposite. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 16 Dec 2019, 08:43

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”– Albert Einstein
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 16 Dec 2019, 12:05

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with me. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 17 Dec 2019, 08:40

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”– Albert Einstein
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 17 Dec 2019, 09:24

The history of saints is mainly the history of insane people.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 17 Dec 2019, 20:45

“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.” – Bill Maher

(Amen to that!) :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 18 Dec 2019, 08:16

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”– Alexander Woollcott
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 18 Dec 2019, 09:33

God's eye does not slumber. He knows every sin that is hidden from mortal eye. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby vathsala » 19 Dec 2019, 06:29

“No matter how many people believe or don’t believe in you, you must be
the ultimate believer in yourself!”
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 19 Dec 2019, 08:47

“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”– Andy Borowitz
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 19 Dec 2019, 09:26

He who doesn't pray to the Lord prays to the devil. :wtf:


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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 20 Dec 2019, 08:42

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”– Andy Rooney
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