[Abigael]

That bizarre moment when you pick up your car from the garage and you realize that the breaks are still not working, but they made your horn louder.

[Tendz]

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"

[bestwriter]

Tom" My grandfather invented cables. We saw them in our property underground

John. My grandfather invented wireless because when we dug the property there were no wires.

[Tendz]

Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

[Abigael]

Q: What Did The Cannibal’s Wife Do When Her Husband Came Home An Hour Late For Dinner?

A: She Gave Him The Cold Shoulder.
😋😋

[bestwriter]

Why did the lunatic say I am God?

Because when he returned the Warden said Oh God you are back11
!!

[Tendz]

Q: Why is a river rich?
A: It has banks on both sides.

[bestwriter]

Jack and Gill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water\
God know what they did up there they cam back with a daughter

[Tendz]

Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don't know the words.

[Abigael]

I had a dream where an evil queen forced me to eat a gigantic marshmallow.

When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
😂😂

[Tendz]

Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: A taxi driver.

[Yugocean]

Q - How did the Phone propose?
A - He gave a ring.

[Tendz]

Q: Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?
A: NV.

[vathsala]

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Because every play has a cast.

[Abigael]

Employee: Boss, I’ve got married. Can I get a pay rise?

Boss: We do not compensate for the accidents that happen outside of the work place.
😂😂

[Tendz]

Ben: "Dad, there is a hole in my shoe."
Dad: "Yes, Ben, that's where you put your foot."

[vathsala]

A guest is ordering at a restaurant, “Do you think you could bring me what that gentleman over there is having?”
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The waiter looks at him sternly, “No sir, I’m very sure he intends to eat it himself.”

[Tendz]

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says, "Dude, I'm Jesus Christ!" And the priest says, "No son, you're not." So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, "Man, I'm Jesus Christ!" Then the priest says, "No son, you're not." Finally, the drunk had enough and said, "Here, I'll prove it." He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, "Jesus Christ, you're back AGAIN?"

[Abigael]

Doctor: You're obese.

Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion.

Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.

😂😂Black Humor

[Tendz]

Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.