[verity]

The truth is that life is delicious, horrible, charming, frightful, sweet, bitter, and that is everything.

[Tendz]

“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”– Ann Landers

[verity]

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

[Tendz]

“If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.”– Ann Landers

[verity]

I have decided in 2020 to run for president.

Kanye west

[Tendz]

“Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”– Anton Chekhov

[verity]

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair.

[Tendz]

“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”– Arthur C. Clarke

[verity]

If you lose Heaven, you lose everything; if you gain Heaven, you gain everything.

[Tendz]

“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.”– Ashleigh Brilliant

[verity]

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

W.c. fields

[A K Rao]

My Funny Quote fr the Day is :

[verity]

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.

[Tendz]

“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.”– Ashleigh Brilliant

[verity]

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

[Tendz]

“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.”– Benjamin Franklin

[verity]

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.

[Tendz]

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”– Benjamin Franklin

[verity]

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life.

[Tendz]

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”– Bernard Baruch