[lokhi]

Always Be Happy and Enjoy

[Abigael]

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him “What was the name of his other leg?”

[Gregory123]

Doctor: You're obese.

Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion.

Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.

😂😂Black Humor

And it's supposed to be funny right? Hahaha

[Tendz]

Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing it just waved.

[Yugocean]

Q:- Why no animal gamble in forest?
A:- There are Cheetahs.

[Tendz]

Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He named his horse Friday.

[A K Rao]

I don't know how to act my age... I have been never this age before!

[Tendz]

Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: Okay then!
Dad goes to Bill Gate.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Bill Gates: Okay then!
Dad goes to the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Dad: Make my son the CEO.
CEO: No.
Dad: My son is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
CEO: Okay then!
This is BUSINESS.

[Abigael]

An Engineer Having No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother, Prays To God.

God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish.

Engineer: “I Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child’s Hands In Our New Bungalow.”

God: “Damn! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Engineers.”

[Tendz]

Q: Why is a river rich?
A: Because it has two banks.

[Gregory123]

What did one ocean says to another ocean

Nothing, it waved!

--- 22 Jun 2021, 08:40 ---

An Engineer Having No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother, Prays To God.

God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish.

Engineer: “I Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child’s Hands In Our New Bungalow.”

God: “Damn! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Engineers.”

Nice! Check this one out.


What does a home wear?

Address!

[lokhi]

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'.
Pappu: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.
Pappu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

[Abigael]

Husband sent a text to wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, plz try and wash all my dirty clothes
And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text, “I forgot to tell u that I got an increase in
My salary at the end of month I’m getting u a new car”
She text back, “Omg really?”
Husband Replied: “No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st msg.”

[lokhi]

Me: I live every day dangerously.
Friend: Are you into adventure sports?
Me: No, but I'm married and I live with my wife!

[Tendz]

Q: What do you say to a lollipop when you throw it away?
A: "So long sucker!"

[Abigael]

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”

[Tendz]

A disciple went to his master and said, "I have served you faithfully for ten years. Now I have a wish: give me something to eat which will never end." His master said, "Here, have some chewing gum."

[lokhi]

Two student were chatting:
First: Do you know what is snake’s favorite subject?
second:, no, you tell.
first: Hisssstory!!!

[Tendz]

Man- What would you do if I won the lottery?
Woman- Take half and leave!
Man- Well, I won 20 bucks, here's 10, now get out!

[Tendz]

Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your Dad for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my Dad.”