[verity]

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away.

[Tendz]

“If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.”– Billy Wilder

[verity]

The differences between friends cannot but reinforce their friendship.

[Tendz]

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”– Bob Hope

[verity]

Self-respect knows no considerations.

[Tendz]

“Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.”– Bob Thaves

[verity]

True generosity is too frequently eaten up by prosperity and riches.

[Tendz]

“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”– Bryan White

[verity]

Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly.

[Tendz]

“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”– Buddy Hackett

[verity]

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.

[Tendz]

“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”– Carl Sagan

[verity]

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

[Tendz]

“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.”– Caroline Rhea

[verity]

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

Confucius

[Tendz]

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”– Casey Stengel

[verity]

Ignorant people see life as either existence or non-existence, but wise men see it beyond both existence and non-existence to something that transcends them both; this is an observation of the Middle Way.

[Tendz]

“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”– Charles de Gaulle

[verity]

Moral science is better occupied when treating of friendship than of justice.

[Tendz]

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”– Charles Lamb