[verity]

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

[Tendz]

“If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?”– Cynthia Heimel

[verity]

The confession of evil works is the first beginning of good works.

[Tendz]

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”– Dalai Lama

[verity]

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.

Audrey Hepburn

[Tendz]

“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”– Dale Carnegie

[verity]

Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine.

Sigmund Freud

[Tendz]

“Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.”– Daniel J. Boorstin

[verity]

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.

Benjamin Disraeli

[Tendz]

“It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.”– Dave Barry

[verity]

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

George Bernard Shaw

[Tendz]

“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”– Dave Barry

[verity]

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality.

Iris Murdoch

[Tendz]

“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.”– David Letterman

[verity]

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Theodore Roosevelt

[Tendz]

“The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.”– Demetri Martin

[verity]

I'm like a mosquito, I love humidity. I don't sweat.

Shakira

[Tendz]

“A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”– Denis Waitley

[verity]

At the bottom of enmity between strangers lies indifference.

Soren Kierkegaard

[Tendz]

“As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.”– Dick Cavett