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by **Tendz** » 16 Aug 2021, 13:02

Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business!

by **anil02** » 19 Aug 2021, 13:53

Hundred words does not give pain while the professor takes class,
But a true friend's silence in exam hall makes more tears in heart!

by **Mike** » 19 Aug 2021, 14:11

Laughing is very good even doctor use to tell people to be laugh that it used help healthwisely.

by **Tendz** » 19 Aug 2021, 16:42

Q: Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
A: They always take things literally.

by **anil02** » 21 Aug 2021, 12:37

Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh again

by **Tendz** » 22 Aug 2021, 20:33

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

by **anil02** » 23 Aug 2021, 13:46

A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without marriage. What did they name them?!!!? JO-hua, SO-hua

by **Tendz** » 23 Aug 2021, 15:09

Q: What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
A: Diddly-squats.

by **anil02** » 26 Aug 2021, 13:11

Tendz wrote:A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

Funny

by **Tendz** » 26 Aug 2021, 13:48

Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare-line.

by **dreamertink1961** » 26 Aug 2021, 14:05

A lot of times I laugh so hard I cry! :lolno:

by **Tendz** » 26 Aug 2021, 14:44

Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
A: The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

by **anil02** » 28 Aug 2021, 12:41

A Woody Joke..
What wood happn if u had a wooden car,
with wooden seats
wooden tyres..
and a wooden engine?
It Wooden't start..!

by **Tendz** » 28 Aug 2021, 14:46

Q: What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A: a cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

by **anil02** » 31 Aug 2021, 11:52

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

by **Tendz** » 31 Aug 2021, 11:53

Q: What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
A: “Curses! Foil again!”

by **anil02** » 03 Sep 2021, 12:50

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing :clap:

by **Tendz** » 03 Sep 2021, 13:13

Q: What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
A: Thanks— I’ll never part with it!

by **bestwriter** » 04 Sep 2021, 04:13

Tendz wrote:Q: What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
A: Thanks— I’ll never part with it!

Nice on. It made my day.

by **Mike** » 04 Sep 2021, 05:28

To laugh is very good to the body and doctor use to tell us that its good to the body.