[Tendz]

Q: What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
A: Thanks— I’ll never part with it!

Nice on. It made my day.

I laughed hard too when I first read it.😆

[anil02]

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

[Tendz]

Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
A: Between you and me, something smells.

[Abigael]

I got thrown out of the zoo the other day for feeding the ducks …To the alligators.

[Tendz]

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.

[anil02]

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

[Tendz]

Q: What did the 0 say to the 8?
A: Nice belt!

[anil02]

What? Is A Difference Between
A Kiss, A Car and A Monkey?
A Kiss Is So Dear,
A Car Is Too Dear And
A Monkey Is You Dear.

[Tendz]

Q: What did one hat say to the other?
A: You wait here. I’ll go on a head.

[anil02]

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

[Tendz]

Q: What do you call a magic dog?
A: A labracadabrador.

[anil02]

A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a boy. A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.

[Tendz]

[anil02]

I don't know how to post image here, plz. tell me.

[Tendz]

Go here Anil02, Fergal has explained very well.

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1791

[Abigael]

Men, why do you hate shopping so much🤣🤣

[Tendz]

Q- What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
A- A parrot.

[anil02]

Go here Anil02, Fergal has explained very well.

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1791

Thanks for telling me.

[Tendz]

Q: Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
A: His car got toad away.

[anil02]

Class Room is Like a Train
1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches r General coach
Then
Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.
Bcz Its SLEEPER COACH