[MarkCorrea]

I almost fell off my chair laughing when I read this quote just this very moment. "My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: At the end of this ruler there's an Idiot! I got detention after asking which end....

It's time to share yours.....

[anorona]

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

[ninjasmile]

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

[cmoneyspinner]

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[SHOHANA]

RIGHT now nothing funny in my mind, maybe next time, enjoy reading quotes here.

[averygirl72]

It's hard to face your problems, if your problems is your face. An apple a day is seven apples a week

[cmoneyspinner]

And now to present the award for “Actor who never ever speaks profanity or foul language in a movie”.

The nominees are:
~ Samuel L Jackson …

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(Borrowed that joke from my husband. That was the 1st person on his list. I laughed so much, I forgot about the names of the other “nominees”. )

[Annu]

Sometimes becoming silly with best friend is best therapy

[junrose123]

Too much love Will kill you that's why don't love to much.

[cmoneyspinner]

“We are becoming aggravated.”


(Borrowed that quote from one of the “The Matrix” movies. It's what those creepy looking twins said when they were trying to catch the people who had the key-maker. Hilarious! When they said that line, I started thinking “I know a lot of times and places where I can INSERT that quote!” )

[Spriha]

I like to read funny quotes, I don't have any.

[verity]

i have a lot hilarious funny qoutes , dont give up your Dreams keep sleeping

[cmoneyspinner]

Some may think this is not funny but it made me laugh.

WHAT A YEAR THIS MONTH HAS BEEN ...

Borrowed that headline /quote from the Huffington Post.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/january-2018-crazy-month_us_5a70bd0de4b0ae29f08b918b

It's the first month of the second year of the Trump Administration and that month already feels like a year!

[cmoneyspinner]

"And no one's gettin' fat except Mama Cass."

(The songwriter used "artistic license or liberty" to incorporate that line into the song lyrics.)
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/mamas+the+papas/creeque+alley_20087271.html

[cmoneyspinner]

"I'm in a New York state of mind." (NOT!)

(Ask any of my former co-workers from my old government why that's funny. I am never in a New York state of mind. When I had to travel to New York on official government business I used to try to get the work done in a day and no more than 2 days. )

[cmoneyspinner]

“I learned that I like it inside of my head. But sometimes others try to go in there and they just get lost, dazed and confused!”


(I'm quoting myself. And I'm laughing at my own jokes.)

[cmoneyspinner]

In the words of the wise country music songwriter and philosopher:

You gotta know when to hold up.
You gotta know when to fold up.
You gotta know when to walk away.
You gotta know when to RUN!

[cmoneyspinner]

“Most people do not listen with the intent to understand. Most people listen with the intent to reply.” – Stephen R. Covey

Honest! I only do that when my husband is the one talking. It's a self-defense mechanism developed from over 40 years of marriage.

[haripriyavkl]

"I walk around like everything is fine but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off"

[Silvermist]

''You never know what you have got,until you clean your closet.''

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