[Anushajain]

As years go,U may loose your Hair, Teeth &
Eyesight.But not your Talent, Brightness &
Intelligence.
Bcoz,U can never loose which U don’t have:-D:-P

Short But True !!!

Now this is a small joke for you Now its your turn to bring smile on others face

[GonFreecs]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

[Anushajain]

My phone just fell down on the floor !!

Is everyone ok in my contact list?

[Anushajain]

According to my parents,
Every problem has only
one solution,
“Just throw away the damn phone” …

[Anushajain]

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …

Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

[Anushajain]

People with “Hey there! I am using whatsapp ” status
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are actually Not using WhatsApp .

[CyberFreak]

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

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None. It’s a hardware problem.

By the way, I have added a "Spoiler" BBcode here so you can hide parts of your jokes.

[TimeRider]

Brag about parents
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.

"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"

"Yes," said the Navy brat.

"My dad has built them."

Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"

"Yes."

"It's my dad who's killed it!"

[Fergal]

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

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None. It’s a hardware problem.

By the way, I have added a "Spoiler" BBcode here so you can hide parts of your jokes.

I'd just like to say that the rep I gave to Fowler for that post, was for adding the "Spoiler" tag, not for the quality of his joke

[CyberFreak]

How do spiders communicate?

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Through the World Wide Web.

[Anushajain]

Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
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Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
book?
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting
wid
stdnts who said dat u r not d
most
beautiful
teachr in dis college. =P =D

[Arpit]

Who is the luckiest lover in this world??
Guess…!!! . . . . . .
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A Guy who loved a girl madly, but could
not propose her & gets the same girl as
his wife in an arrange marriage.......

[Anushajain]

Hardest thing ever?
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Controlling your laughter
at serious times :p

[TimeRider]

Girl: "How much do you love me?"

Boy: "Look at the sky and count the stars."

Girl: "But, it's daytime..."

Boy: "Haha, exactly."

[Anushajain]

When a Woman Loves!

When a woman loves you, you are a husband

When a few women love you, you are a man

When many women love you, you are a lover

When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol

When thousands of women love you, you are a leader

But,

When all the women in the world love you, you are not human… You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen..

[Arpit]

A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity.

"First of all", says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it's not covered by healthcare. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..."

"I'm terribly sorry", says the United Way man, "I feel bad about asking for money."

The Lawyer responds, "Yeah, well if I'm not giving them any money, why should I give you any?"

[Anushajain]

5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s

2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo

3) U r now looking to find out

4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D

5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”:p;)

[Arpit]

Biggest lie I tell myself: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

[Arpit]

Boy: "My Father's Name is Laughing & My Mother's Name is Smiling" Teacher: "You Must be Kidding!" Boy : "No, I am Joking"

[CyberFreak]

A blind man went in to the opticians and guess who he bumped into?

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Everyone!